Standard Doge 1) uses two-word phrases and 2) violates the selectional
restrictions of the modifiers 'such', 'so', 'very', 'many', and 'much'.
(see
http://the-toast.net/2014/02/06/linguist-explains-grammar-doge-wow/#BjOVLZxGdAHsebDq.99)
These are my suggestions for banner phrases that more accurately match the usual
doge grammar. Oh god what am i doing with my life
