From 734eb9dc7b1e5da48c0f6c54466886a434ba5bee Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Thomas Henderson Date: Thu, 19 Mar 2015 20:19:07 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] "Improve" doge grammar Standard Doge 1) uses two-word phrases and 2) violates the selectional restrictions of the modifiers 'such', 'so', 'very', 'many', and 'much'. (see http://the-toast.net/2014/02/06/linguist-explains-grammar-doge-wow/#BjOVLZxGdAHsebDq.99) These are my suggestions for banner phrases that more accurately match the usual doge grammar. Oh god what am i doing with my life --- core/banners/999-banner.txt | 10 +++++----- 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-) diff --git a/core/banners/999-banner.txt b/core/banners/999-banner.txt index 5ed0ad188..c485bc205 100644 --- a/core/banners/999-banner.txt +++ b/core/banners/999-banner.txt @@ -1,12 +1,12 @@ ░░░░░░░░░▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄░░░░ ░░░░░░░░▌▒█░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▒▌░░░ - So powerful ░░░░░░░░▌▒▒█░░░░░░░░▄▀▒▒▒▐░░░ + Such powerful ░░░░░░░░▌▒▒█░░░░░░░░▄▀▒▒▒▐░░░ ░░░░░░░▐▄▀▒▒▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▀▒▒▒▒▒▐░░░ ░░░░░▄▄▀▒░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▄█▒▐░░░ Vim and Emacs - ░░░▄▀▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▀██▀▒▌░░░ Such forbidden love - ░░▐▒▒▒▄▄▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▄▒▒▌░░ - ░░▌░░▌█▀▒▒▒▒▒▄▀█▄▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▐░░ -Many modes ░▐░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▌██▀▒▒░░░▒▒▒▀▄▌░ + ░░░▄▀▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▀██▀▒▌░░░ So love + ░░▐▒▒▒▄▄▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀▄▒▒▌░░ Much forbidden + ░░▌░░▌█▀▒▒▒▒▒▄▀█▄▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▐░░ +Very modes ░▐░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▌██▀▒▒░░░▒▒▒▀▄▌░ ░▌░▒▄██▄▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▌░ ▀▒▀▐▄█▄█▌▄░▀▒▒░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▐░ ▐▒▒▐▀▐▀▒░▄▄▒▄▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒░▒░▒▒▒▒▌